Hainault & Clayhall Cricket Club

Known to some as some D-Funk

To others Big Bird 

Right handed batsman and right arm bowler

Serious work ethic, hard grafter

Working my way up the ranks

Known simply as The Legend on account of his making a comeback to cricket twenty years after retiring. Is also becoming known as a latter day Bob Hoskin thanks to his habit of combing his hair in the dressing room as part of his warming up routine.

Nick Name: Frenchie

Frenchie is now the longest playing member of H&C (40 years) following Dons transfer and is still playing 1's cricket.

He no longer holds the club record score of 205 not out

Award winning essential declaration bowler who nowadays has to take evasive action as soon as he releases the ball. Claims to play most of his shots through the 'V', but generally neglects to mention that most of his runs are hoiked from three foot outside the off stump to wide mid-on. Nevertheless, still better than Don.
Hon Treasurer who ran his best mate out the ball after reaching his one and only miracle ton.

Known throughout the Club as Grizzly, as all his hair has migrated South from his head, and occupies all the space from his eyebrows downwards. Has been known to get the odd run or two, mostly two. Now in his twilight years, his remaining ambition is to beat his highest score (152*), but will probably be disappointed.

An eminient thinker on the game, Gus' appeals can be heard all the way to his home town in St Vincent Very animated speaker on a number of subjects but alas, apart from the odd suggestive comment to bar staff in The Bell, it is not known what these subjects are. His main functions, however, are to clear the dressing rooms after tea and to supply the teams with space cake after the match.

"Krusty" to his friends.i can bat,bowl and keep

Famous for diving for the ball whilst on the wrong side of the ground at North Enfield. Holder of the Chadwell Heath red wine-induced settee sleeping championships for the three years running.