Hainault & Clayhall Cricket Club

Known 2 sum as Austrie and D-D-D-Funk to others Right handed batsman and right arm bowler

A.K.A. - BIRDMAN, BASHFUL (and of late DOPEY). Right hand opening bat Right arm medium/fast Goodish feilder (Can Keep) --WILL BE AVAILABLE AGAIN FOR SELECTION FROM BEGINNING OF SEPTEMBER!

in the twilight of a mediocre career,still awaiting 1st XI debut.Fine batsman of underarm bowling and bowls very well to nine year olds

44 Melbourne Road
Ilford
Essex
IG1 4LG
Known simply as The Legend on account of his making a comeback to cricket twenty years after retiring. Is also becoming known as a latter day Bob Hoskin thanks to his habit of combing his hair in the dressing room as part of his warming up routine.

Name: John Simon French  Cricket Attributes : Wicketkeeper Nick Name: Frenchie, Jim (Courier). Biography: A very old man now Frenchie still is the best keeper in the club but is overlooked for older brother of the 1's skipper. Still holds club record score of 205 not out.

Essential declaration bowler. Claims to play most of his shots through the 'V', but generally neglects to mention that most of his runs are hoiked from three foot outside the off stump to wide mid-on.
Hon Treasurer

Known throughout the Club as Grizzly, as all his hair has migrated South from his head, and occupies all the space from his eyebrows downwards. Has been known to get the odd run or two, mostly two. Now in his twilight years, his remaining ambition is to beat his highest score (152*), but will probably be disappointed.

An eminient thinker on the game, Gus' appeals can be heard all the way to his home town in St Vincent Very animated speaker on a number of subjects but alas, apart from the odd suggestive comment to bar staff in The Bell, it is not known what these subjects are. His main functions, however, are to clear the dressing rooms after tea and to supply the teams with space cake after he match.

64 Burns Aveune
Chadwell Heath
Romford
Essex
RM6 4DG

Right arm trundler,
Right hand bat,
Odd squad player of the year 2006

Wicket Keeper, Right Hand Bat

righ arm absolute trundle/ right hand bat pretty decentish fielder odd sqaud player of the year 2008 :D ....Sunday B's...Jayzy....

165 Lambourne Road
Chigwell
Essex
IG7 6EF

"Krusty" to his friends.i can bat,bowl and keep

Famous for diving for the ball whilst on the wrong side of the ground at North Enfield. Holder of the Chadwell Heath red wine-induced settee sleeping championships for the three years running.