Hainault & Clayhall Cricket Club

One day i hope to follow the footsteps of my idol anish patel.

Left Arm Bowler

30 Natal Road
Ilford
Essex
IG1 2HA

182 hampton rd, good looking, fantastic batsman, protential England keeper!

Known 2 sum as Austrie and D-D-D-Funk to others Right handed batsman and right arm bowler

Nothing interesting really.

quality bloke who oozes quality. many in this side seem not to (no names). mos and jon are 2 such examples of this. happy to be home in aus.

32 St Lukes Avenue
Ilford
Essex
IG1 2JA

A.K.A. - BIRDMAN, BASHFUL (and of late DOPEY). Right hand opening bat Right arm medium/fast Goodish feilder (Can Keep) --WILL BE AVAILABLE AGAIN FOR SELECTION FROM BEGINNING OF SEPTEMBER!

To be honest a bit player for the club. Has ability but may not go far in the game.

Bowls like Ashish Nehra - Bats like Yuvraj Singh

in the twilight of a mediocre career,still awaiting 1st XI debut.Fine batsman of underarm bowling and bowls very well to nine year olds

Right Arm Batsman/ Off spin bowler

44 Melbourne Road
Ilford
Essex
IG1 4LG
Known simply as The Legend on account of his making a comeback to cricket twenty years after retiring. Is also becoming known as a latter day Bob Hoskin thanks to his habit of combing his hair in the dressing room as part of his warming up routine.

Name: John Simon French  Cricket Attributes : Wicketkeeper Nick Name: Frenchie, Jim (Courier). Biography: A very old man now Frenchie still is the best keeper in the club but is overlooked for older brother of the 1's skipper. Still holds club record score of 205 not out.

Essential declaration bowler. Claims to play most of his shots through the 'V', but generally neglects to mention that most of his runs are hoiked from three foot outside the off stump to wide mid-on.
Hon Treasurer

Known throughout the Club as Grizzly, as all his hair has migrated South from his head, and occupies all the space from his eyebrows downwards. Has been known to get the odd run or two, mostly two. Now in his twilight years, his remaining ambition is to beat his highest score (152*), but will probably be disappointed.

Right handed batsman/ bowler

Right handed batsman/ Right arm opening bowler

Avaible for 2007 season after a break in 2006. Batting: Right Hand Batsment Bowling: Leg-Break

An eminient thinker on the game, Gus' appeals can be heard all the way to his home town in St Vincent Very animated speaker on a number of subjects but alas, apart from the odd suggestive comment to bar staff in The Bell, it is not known what these subjects are. His main functions, however, are to clear the dressing rooms after tea and to supply the teams with space cake after he match.

Bats like 'the Windies of old'

EX player, coaches and manages 5th x1 & colts teams.

opening batsman
off spin bowler

A.K.A. Chi Chi, Tigger

Last ball of the 2005 season was hit for six, earning the Last Spanner of the season for the Odd Squad

40 Natal Road
Ilford
Essex
IG1 2HA

An on-drive 2 look out for

Attacking right hand Batsman & right hand bowler

64 Burns Aveune
Chadwell Heath
Romford
Essex
RM6 4DG

Right Handed Batsmen

Right Arm Areas, Right Hand Bat...Have one shot: Cut Shot...

Left hand Bat

Right hand batsmen / Leg spin bowler

Left hand bat.
Right Arm Meduim (Swing) Bowler !!!!

left handed batsmen,right handed bowler

I am an all rounder, in the mould of Freddie Flintoff but probably a better batsman.

please how short is ya memory the first o/s player is not on da list..

Right hand batsmen/Right hand fast bolwer

Handy left hand bat.wicketkeeper. Right arm throw downs. when bowling i rip serious trundle. known throughout the essex leauge for having a bright red helmet.

I am a very talented ball shiner and i collect stones for umpires. If i behave well i get to take the bails off at the end of the match . part time spin bowler and batsmen

Amazing Leg Spinner more potential than Warne.
Quality top order bat.
Better than Carl!!!

Right Arm batsman/ Right arm bowler

Right arm trundler,
Right hand bat,
Odd squad player of the year 2006

wicketkeeper

Wicket Keeper, Right Hand Bat

west indian spinner from trinidad married not gay

First memory of Clayhall Cricket Club goes back to 1974 when I was attacked by an alsation dog outside the scorebox in Clayhall Park. Career highlights include once took a nine for v Dagenham Cables on a bank holiday Monday and would like to think that I showed Nasser Hussain how to field in the Terriers Cup final at Chelmsford back in 1979. Career lows include dropping 4 catches off Neville Hinton's bowling in my debut senior game for the 3rds at Highgate.

Recommended to the club by Mohammed Darr. Has come from Wanstead - Glassy 10/6/03

155 Wanstead Park Road
Ilford
Essex
IG1 3TL

righ arm absolute trundle/ right hand bat pretty decentish fielder odd sqaud player of the year 2008 :D ....Sunday B's...Jayzy....

165 Lambourne Road
Chigwell
Essex
IG7 6EF

Single. Polite. Good looking.
Has an IQ of 12, but pretends that it is a lot more!
Is known for being the slowest batsman in the history of cricket in Essex. Rather vain too. Carries a comb in one pocket and hair gel in the other. Super glue in his back pocket as he cannot catch. Finally, is known as 'John Smith' to close friends due to his 'cardboard cut-out' like movements!
It is now official, Yasin won teh H&C pin up award again. It is now 7 years running. He has asked not to be included in this year's vote. Last year he won all of them!

29 Dorset Road
Forest Gate
London
E7 8PR
A specialist short extra-cover fielder, except for he fact that he tends to face the bowler instead of the batsman.Suffers from travel sickness whenever he leaves Forest Gate and generally mistakes wheat fields for Ganja.

"I pity the fool that has to bowl at me"

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Right arm bowler

Right Hand Bat
Specialist close catcher...still handsome lol

Telented Young Boy With Plenty Of Good Cricketeting Future Ahead Of Him.

Recommended to the club by Atif Malik: May 2008

i would like to start playing again if that is possible please many thanks

Through the gorgeous Idris and not through the ugly Frenchie

544 Becontree Avenue
Dagenham
Essex
RM8 3HR

Right Handed batsman/ off spin bowler (v. good) Can also bowl Right arm medium (v.accurate).

shaggy.....

"Krusty" to his friends.i can bat,bowl and keep

Famous for diving for the ball whilst on the wrong side of the ground at North Enfield. Holder of the Chadwell Heath red wine-induced settee sleeping championships for the three years running.

im just a one time pimp so dont bring ure gyalz to me

Right arm bowler wid an amazin merv dhillon bowlin action

International Level.

great player!

Right arm opening bowler

36 Wickets Way
Hainault
Essex
IG6 3DF

Right Hand Batsman/ Leg spinner who gets amazing amounts of turn (Shane Warne could learn from him!!).

right hand batsman, right arm medium bowler