Hainault & Clayhall Cricket Club team

1st Eleven

Captain : Yasin Patel

Single. Polite. Good looking.
Has an IQ of 12, but pretends that it is a lot more!
Is known for being the slowest batsman in the history of cricket in Essex. Rather vain too. Carries a comb in one pocket and hair gel in the other. Super glue in his back pocket as he cannot catch. Finally, is known as 'John Smith' to close friends due to his 'cardboard cut-out' like movements!
It is now official, Yasin won teh H&C pin up award again. It is now 7 years running. He has asked not to be included in this year's vote. Last year he won all of them!

Vice Captain : Irfan Shah

Players

Ashfaq Ahmed

Sabir Ali

Nathan Ball

quality bloke who oozes quality. many in this side seem not to (no names). mos and jon are 2 such examples of this. happy to be home in aus.

Imran Bashir

Ravi Bopara

To be honest a bit player for the club. Has ability but may not go far in the game.

Sajeel Chaudhry

Lynsey Crowley

1st X1 Scorer

Asif Dakri

Jonathan Evans

John French

Name: John Simon French Cricket Attributes : Wicketkeeper Nick Name: Frenchie, Jim (Courier). Biography: A very old man now Frenchie still is the best keeper in the club but is overlooked for older brother of the 1's skipper. Still holds club record score of 205 not out.

Dominic Hurst

Bats like 'the Windies of old'

Wasiq Hussain