Hainault & Clayhall Cricket Club

Hainault & Clayhall Cricket Club 1st Eleven squad

1st Eleven
Yasin Patel Member profile

Captain : Yasin Patel

Single. Polite. Good looking. Is known as "Chesh" to friends: as he has none, you never hear the term referred to.  Is more widely known as "bore, grumpy, moaner, sulker".

Has an IQ of 12, but pretends that it is a lot more!
Is known for being the slowest batsman in the history of cricket in Essex. Rather vain too. Carries a comb in one pocket and hair gel in the other. Super glue in his back pocket as he cannot catch. Finally, is known as 'John Smith' to close friends due to his 'cardboard cut-out' like movements!
It is now official, Yasin won the H&C pin up award again. It is now 17 years running.  Club have indefinitely banned him from the competition.
Irfan Shah Member profile

Vice Captain : Irfan Shah

Players
Ashfaq Ahmed Member profile Ashfaq Ahmed
Ravi Bopara Member profile - no photo available Ravi Bopara
To be honest a bit player for the club. Has ability but may not go far in the game.
Sajeel Chaudhry Member profile - no photo available Sajeel Chaudhry
Lynsey Crowley Member profile - no photo available Lynsey Crowley
1st X1 Scorer
Jonathan Evans Member profile - no photo available Jonathan Evans
John French Member profile John French
Name: John Simon French  Cricket Attributes : Wicketkeeper Nick Name: Frenchie, Jim (Courier). Biography: A very old man now Frenchie still is the best keeper in the club but is overlooked for older brother of the 1's skipper. Still holds club record score of 205 not out.
Dominic Hurst Member profile - no photo available Dominic Hurst
Bats like 'the Windies of old'
Ryan Hurst Member profile - no photo available Ryan Hurst
opening batsman
off spin bowler

A.K.A. Chi Chi, Tigger, Stretch and Inspector Morse

Last ball of the 2005 season was hit for six, earning the Last Spanner of the season for the Odd Squad. 

Barack and I are planning changes to the World so I am busy at the moment, but in 6 months I will have more time. 
Mouhssin Ismail Member profile Mouhssin Ismail
Bilal Makodia Member profile Bilal Makodia
David McEwen Member profile - no photo available David McEwen
Shoaib Naqvi Member profile Shoaib Naqvi
Idris Patel Member profile Idris Patel
Suleman Ahmed Qadir Member profile - no photo available Suleman Ahmed Qadir
Adrian Rollins Member profile - no photo available Adrian Rollins
Right Hand Bat
Specialist close catcher...barracker of all rubbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssh lol.
Robert Rollins Member profile - no photo available Robert Rollins
Ali Shakeel Member profile - no photo available Ali Shakeel
Zobie Sharif Member profile Zobie Sharif
Atif Zafar Member profile - no photo available Atif Zafar
Young, good-looking, great batsman, awesome bowler and the next Jonty Rhodes in the field.  A chest like a Bollywood actor and arms like a bodybuilder.  Find me in Forbes magazine. 
Hammad Zamurrad Member profile - no photo available Hammad Zamurrad
Performance history
SeasonMatchesWonDrawnTiedLostCancelledAbandoned
All1968350047016
201118520803
201018640602
200918730503
200819740602
200718490302
2006181210203
2005221230601
200418880200
200318680400
20021100000
20006220200
1996211260300
19931100000

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