Hainault & Clayhall Cricket Club

Hainault & Clayhall Cricket Club SNEL Cup 1st X1 squad

SNEL Cup 1st X1
Yasin Patel Member profile

Captain : Yasin Patel

Single. Polite. Good looking. Is known as "Chesh" to friends: as he has none, you never hear the term referred to.  Is more widely known as "bore, grumpy, moaner, sulker".

Has an IQ of 12, but pretends that it is a lot more!
Is known for being the slowest batsman in the history of cricket in Essex. Rather vain too. Carries a comb in one pocket and hair gel in the other. Super glue in his back pocket as he cannot catch. Finally, is known as 'John Smith' to close friends due to his 'cardboard cut-out' like movements!
It is now official, Yasin won the H&C pin up award again. It is now 17 years running.  Club have indefinitely banned him from the competition.
Irfan Shah Member profile

Vice Captain : Irfan Shah

Players
John French Member profile John French
Name: John Simon French  Cricket Attributes : Wicketkeeper Nick Name: Frenchie, Jim (Courier). Biography: A very old man now Frenchie still is the best keeper in the club but is overlooked for older brother of the 1's skipper. Still holds club record score of 205 not out.
Performance history
SeasonMatchesWonDrawnTiedLostCancelledAbandoned
All291900802
20123200100
20101000100
20081000100
20074300100
20064200101
20054400000
20044300100
20032100100
20001100000
19965300101

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